urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cranberrycrud cranberrycrud cranberrycrud 2007-12-13T00:44:38Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cranberrycrud:1388 2007-12-13T00:44:38Z 2007-12-13T00:44:38Z Christmas music (Sung to the tune of Frosty The Snowman)<br /><br />Ray Ray the Snow queen<br />Is a narcissistic greedy soul<br />With two tiny tits and enormous ass<br />And a heart made out of coal<br /><br />Ray Ray the Snow queen<br />Is a celebrity they say<br />She is made of dough<br />But us suxters know<br />How she really got that way<br /><br />There must have been some magic<br />In what "BIg O" had found<br />Cause when she gave her her own show<br />The lemmings came around<br /><br />She lead them to believing<br />That she's the girl next door<br />But all us suxter's can't be fooled <br />She's just Food Network's whore<br /><br />Humpety hump hump<br />Humpety hump hump<br />Look at Snow queen go<br />Humpety hump hump <br />Humpety hump hump<br />Who else can she blow?<br /><br />Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Suxters!!!