(Sung to the tune of Frosty The Snowman)

Ray Ray the Snow queen
Is a narcissistic greedy soul
With two tiny tits and enormous ass
And a heart made out of coal

Ray Ray the Snow queen
Is a celebrity they say
She is made of dough
But us suxters know
How she really got that way

There must have been some magic
In what "BIg O" had found
Cause when she gave her her own show
The lemmings came around

She lead them to believing
That she's the girl next door
But all us suxter's can't be fooled
She's just Food Network's whore

Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Look at Snow queen go
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Who else can she blow?

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Suxters!!!